Dec. 14 2004 Miami Herald
The Y Soars
to
new heights,
yes the "Y"
(AP)(UPI)REUTERS Fred
yatsco has soared up the charts on the ever endearing nii scale.This according to
various news sources,including ABC,NBC,and nickelodeon.
According to eye witnesses,mr.yatsco was still
shaking the cobwebs off with his 6th cup o coffee at 11:25 am when one steve from timlin was
in harms way.As an airjack was unsuspectingly being lowered onto his hand,surely resulting in compound
fractures and massive pain,fred pounced into action.He leaped off his favorite work chair,and without
spilling nary a drop o coffee from his conventional coffee cup,leaped and moved steve out of harms way.
As a token of his esteem,and after recovering from shock,steve loaded him up with
a freshly and a cup o coffee with his usual sprinkling of salt.Fred recieved a standing
ovation for his chivalry from evagaba and za.
As a result of this unfathonable moment of astonishing
action and bravery,I,HULKIE hereby move fred up the scale to a double nii.
NO, I SAY NO, A STRONG DOUBLE NII.So
it shall be written,
so it shall be done.